Siri, Will You Sex Me?

Beautiful Siri is looking tasty in a neon-green fishnet dress that defies description. It must be seen to be believed and is strictly for wearing in the bedroom or in a strip club. She is the perfect fuck-doll.

We’re surprised that Doc Johnson hasn’t molded a love doll or a latex pussy in her likeness. If the Mayan calendar is accurate and the end of the world is nigh, at least stunt-cock Tony can say that he fucked Siri, one of the greatest achievements a man could boast. She makes the cock as hard as a rhino horn.

“From the time I was 19, I dated women,” said Siri. “Well, I mean I dated women exclusively. I had girlfriends. And then I stopped dating women and I went through my slut phase where I was obsessed with men. Well, I think that every girl goes through a slut phase. Mine just happened after I was a lesbian for a little bit.” Siri made up for lost time with guys by sexing it up in hot and nasty scenes!