Bikini pool pickup

Elliot once wrote, “You’ll like Diamond Foxxx because she makes terrific slurping sounds when she eats cock.”

Hey, Elliot, are you really so shallow as to judge a girl in that manner?

Well, no, he isn’t. He listed other reasons you’ll like Diamond.

“She spends a lot of time rubbing her tits with the guy’s rod, making sounds of satisfaction and dirty comments. Diamond likes cock. A lot!”

Okay, that’s better.

Diamond, a DDD-cup blonde from Texas, shot this scene in 2007. She’s super-hot and sexy, two more reasons to like her. She enjoys shopping, cooking, playing poker and watching porn. Hey, if a girl likes the last three, you’ll put up with the shopping, especially if, as Diamond does, she shops for fuck-me clothes.

Diamond told us that she likes a man’s man. “If he spends more time in the mirror than I do, he’s no good. I like a man who knows what he wants and can deliver it.”

Another reason to love Diamond: “I enjoy corny one-line come-ons. A guy said to me, ‘Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!’ Yes, it was cheesy, but I find them funny, and at least he tried. I have to give a guy who says that some credit.”